Aren't meth and crack rock the same thing?

-19 May 2009-

This might have been a deal breaker.

"Is your sex on fire?"

-4May2009-

Surprisingly NOT the subject line found in the spam filter but an actual question overheard from one heterosexual male coworker to another.

(via ghubacek)

"You might want to save that lemonade stand money for some karate lessons or something."

-2April2009-

Instead of an iPod Touch.

"I just pooped out a ball."

-13March09-

Light sabers were involved.

"Come here Greg, I need to make out with somebody."

-13March2009-

I believe he got fresh during some Johnny Cash.

"I Think The Countertops Are Made Of Chinese Children's Teeth or Something"

-07May2008-

At work while someone was on a sales call. I had to laugh halfway across the room. It paints a great image.